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  the insertion of two fingers in the v-g-n-l section and two fingers in the -n-l section. much more powerful compared to the shocker. i screamed as the exilerating m-ssage of the pocker left me wanting more.

• Pocket drums

  the rote act of briefly patting one’s pockets when exiting public transport to make sure a phone/wallet/key is not left behind. just before will stepped off the tube he played pocket drums and, safe in the knowledge he hadn’t left anything in his seat, he exited the train.

• Polterdiddle

  being s-xually -ssaulted by a ghost – as per dane cook on conan polterdiddle is when you feel sheets fly off and the occasional “muahahaha” is heard as you are having s-x with a ghost 1 more definition to be s-xually -ssaulted by a ghost. dane cook: the hotel was haunted! conan obrien: really? dane: […]

• Poo Crete

  a part or section of p–p which sticks to the inner bowl of a toilet. my toilet is all marked up with poo crete.

• poodle bluffing

  poodle bluffing is attempting to intimidate someone who outcl-sses the poodle bluffer in a very obvious way. think pee-wee herman challenging carrot top to a fist fight. toy poodles are angry and bitter little creatures. perhaps they feel slighted by the evolutionary process having taken away their natural survival skills in exchange for poofy hair […]

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