(n.) portmanteau of “phone” and “snub;” an act of inconsiderately paying attention to one’s smartphone when one should be paying attention to a person in real life.
(v.) portmanteau of “phoning” and “snubbing”. turning your attention to your smartphone when you’re hanging out or talking with someone in real life. often seen as rude or annoying.
“she didn’t even notice i had gotten down on one knee and that i had a ring in my hand; she had her phone out, p-phubbing me by checking her freaking instagram.”
“dude, i’m so sorry! that’s like, the ultimate p-phub, man.”
- mad poon
this is a term used by chav’s when a lot of v-g-n- is acquired, or when someone has had s-xual relations, and is celebrating. f-ckin’ ‘ell, ‘r’ derrick got sum mad poon las’ noight from ‘r’ stace, she was all over ‘im!
- roll safe
a threat meaning to “watch your back” person 1: “i think you’re an idiot”. person 2: (feeling offended) “you better roll safe”.
an outburst or display of anger by a h-m-s-xual. typically a male h-m-s-xual. an amalgamation of gay and tantrum. the barista forgot to use non-fat creamer and bruce threw a gantrum right there at the counter.
one who’s acting like a super super super big douche for no particular reason. think of it as there’s kilodouche, megadouche, gigadouche, and then there’s mufadouche. man he’s being a total mufadouche right now. yoooo this mufadouche won’t feed me on agar
- splash bath
when one uses a public restroom to wash their genitalia when in expectation of s-xual intercorse. bob needed to take a quick splash bath before seeing jim