P2B
p-n-s to b-tt. aka: -n-l s-x.
(online convo)
gay 1: i could not sleep last night. fell asleep at 2. woke up at 3. stayed awake until 6! woke up at 8.
gay 2: too much p2b?!
gay 1: i wish that were the case…
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