Pabstinence


to refrain from s-x because you have yet to get hammered… somewhat equivalent to whiskey d-ck, but it’s cheap beer and you’ve yet to consume it.
i think he has some severe pabstinence issues. he told me, “jenna, what you’re doing is hot and everything, but it took me ages to find the change for this 24 oz, so please get off my p-n-s.”

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