p-ssy -ss b-tch with a tic tac d-ck; when someone with an extremely small d-ck has a p-ssy personality
friend: just talk to her man!
you: n-no shes crazy man
friend: geez your a pabwatt
one of the best last names in the world. originated from iceland(homeland upfront) the best people have this last name and most of them are all mormons person a: “jee i met a white person from iceland who lives in the us.” person b: “probably a geslison.”
- rapid acute onset lead poisoning
an extremely technical and euphemastic way of saying getting shot with a gun. the man walking down the street alone at night in chicago suddenly had a terrible case of rapid acute onset lead poisoning and died right then and there.
- der lofe
der lofe means the life in german. it means a person who is truly living and having a good life. this is der lofe!
- purple c*m
cancer, usually caused by intercourse with a tianna. keep your legs crossed, you don’t want purple c-m.
- jay m robinson high school
the most ghetto school in cabco hands down. built next to a landfill, smells like sh-t 24/7. provides the “best basketball player in the state”…. has a gpa of like 2.2… restrooms are the dirtiest things on the phase of the earth. jrotc is the only good thing about this school jimmy: where do you […]