Pachirisu


a r-t-rded electric squirrel pokémon. like marill, plusle, minun, and that chinchilla piece of sh-t pokémon coming out next generation, pachirisu is the stereotypical cute rodent of its generation (diamond/pearl/platinum). it doesn’t evolve or anything and there’s no kick-ss stats or anything, it jumps b-ttrapes itself to fainting. if you actually use it on your team of pokémon, just bend over already and take your rapage already.
a wild pachirisu appears.
go! pikachu!
pachirisu uses quick attack.
pikachu uses thunderbolt.
the wild pachirisu fainted.

i win. :d

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