Pacific Grove Middle School (PGMS)
you know you go to pgms when…
1) you’re addicted to the cookies
2) your math teacher is either extremely awkward or insane
3) you have played the part of a duck, a farmer, a cowboy, a girl who cant say no, a stripper, or a gangster in the school play.
4) the popular group is more than 50% of your graduating cl-ss.
5) the band kicks -ss.
6) your school has an elevator ^^ (yes little children. drop at my feet in awe.)
7) you have had or know of a history teacher who showed you a video about eating a tiger p-n-s.
8) people are very compet-tive in bingo.
9) there are stripper poles in the woodshop room.
10) there is a plant that looks like marijuana in a planter box by a certain teacher’s (see #7) room.
11) babies are to be placed on shelves.
12) your music teachers definition of pop music is “music of the night” from the phantom of the opera.
#12 sheldon: hey, can we play a pop song this year at for orchestra?
mrs. priest: oh, yeah, sure, like music of the night?
#2 mr. mello: -places hand on rhonda’s shoulder- smells like rain.
pacific grove middle school (pgms)- its where it happens.
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