pack fudge or pack your bags
an ultimatum to a s-xual partner that they must either engage in -n-l s-x or find another partner or lover. this may be done as an ugly but effective way to end a relationship regardless of whether or not the instigator really craves -n-l s-x, as the other party may be unwilling to engage in it even at the cost of the relationship.
her: you’ve seemed distant lately; what’s wrong?
him: our s-x life; it is unsatisfying.
her: what can i do to please you?
him: pack fudge or pack your bags.
her: what?
him: you heard me. give up that cornhole or find someone else.
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