Packer Fans

people who have an affinity for cheering for the green bay packers, a franchise of the national football league. packer fans have several characteristics that make them unique among other football fans. they are very close minded, and they will argue vehemently if you suggest that your team is better than the packers. if green bay is stinking up the season and has only 2 or 3 wins, they’ll talk about the first 2 super bowls. if the packers are having a successful year, that’s all they’ll talk about. remember, the average packer fan only knows 2 sides of an issue: their opinion and the wrong opinion. there is no capacity for debate or subjectivity when arguing anything with a packer backer. packer fans are known to go into multi-week depressive episodes when the packers lose in the playoffs or in the super bowl. not just a post game funk, but a full-blown, medically observable condition. the roots of this behavior all originate from the result of extreme isolation, due to the fact that green bay is in a remote, icy enclave of the u.s. this is substantiated by the fact that more than half ot the people in the stands at a game have hunting clothes on, beer is consumed by the liquid ton, and the music played at lambeau field is from the late 60’s to early seventies. the lone “modern” music played at packer games is a few tracks from the 1993 jock jams cd. techotronic and 2 unlimited are considered “hip”. the average packer fan lives in a stagnant income household, starts hunting before kindergarten, and has never benefited from a dental plan. the packers are the one team in the nfl that does not have cheerleaders, and that is a summary statement of their fan base.
“dude, the packers really stunk up that playoff game. those 4 interceptions by favre really sealed the deal for the other team”

“screw you!!!!! who won the first two super bowls?”

“i don’t know- i wasn’t born. i remember the packers losing to the broncos, though in that 1 super bowl. last night they sucked even worse”

“screw you again! who won the most t-tles between 1926 and 1938? i don’t think it was your team. who did vince lombardi coach for? see!”

“i see this is going nowhere. nevermind. i cannot reason with packer fans”
someone who is a fan of the green bay packers american football team. they are usually dumb as a stump, inbred, drunk, disorderly, ugly, smelly, foul beasts. they beat their families every time their team loses, which is often. they think their sh-t doesn’t stink, but believe me, green bay packer fans have the smelliest t-rds of any professional sports teams in the country. they constantly live in the past, citing their team’s super bowl wins, all but one of which occurred about 50 years ago. they are a whiny bunch of fans who live in the smelliest, smallest, most worthless city in america. their state is populated by serial killers and losers. their starting quarterback, aaron rodgers, only cares about putting up big numbers and constantly fails to live up to his statistics. he has never won a big game. their defense, especially the linebackers, look like a bunch of ugly, fat, greasy and whiny b–tches. packer fans are, by far, the worst fans of any professional sports team.
duh, i am a packer fan and i think my team is better than yours.
a small brained, foul smelling mammal, the packerfan is a carrier of mad cow disease as evidenced by their removable yellow brain that can sometimes be spotted on their head during games at lambeau field.
the packerfan wipes his -ss and smells the toilet paper looking for the perfect scent to attract his mate.