Packet-Monkey


pack●et●mon●key, pak-it-mungh-kee, noun, plural: pack●et●mon●keys, verb, pack●et●mon●keyed, pack●et●mon●keying.

noun
a person (typically young) devoid of hacking skills who copies code and techniques from adept hackers and wrongfully boasts about their awesomeness.

verb
to be hacked and told about it by the attacking packet-monkey who generally calls you and your mother names while -ssociating himself with your mother in an erotic fashion.
noun
guy 1: “hey man, how would i go about hacking into my girlfriends facebook account?”
guy 2: “umm, don’t be such a packet-monkey?”
guy 1: “what da f-ck you just call me!?”
guy 2: “oh, no, no, i said ‘packet-monkey.’ it’s a term for hackers that suck.”
guy 1: “say that sh-t again you’ll be missin’ teeth.

verb
guy 2: “g-d d-mn it! this f-cking packet-monkey won’t stop messaging me about my mom…”

-guy 1 punches guy 2 in the teeth-

guy 1: “what i say, b-tch!?”

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