packing the missile


the act of thrusting a d-ld- or b-ttplug in and out of one’s -n-l cavity for s-xual gratification; masturbating -n-lly
even though jerrod is a str8 guy, that don’t stop him from packing the missile from time to time, whatever floats his boat or plugs his hole.

i had no idea lola was a poo pipe princess until i walked in on her packing the missile, what a kinky, yet lovely sight.

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