packmuling


when an inebriated member of the opposite gender is desired for s-xual intercourse, place the hand loops of a general plastic bag around the curvature of the ears so as to resemble a packmule. this an efficient manner to avoid mess and heighten pleasure.
john: yo dude that chick is so hot but she is booting everywhere.
leoul: yo dude thats cool, just use packmuling.
sticking stuff in someone’s v-g-n- and then putting a p-n-s in it
guy #1: dude did you hear what happened to brody’s girlfriend
guy #2: yeah, she had to get xmas ornaments surgically removed from her uterus, they were packmuling hard

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