Pad Launching
1. when a girl starts her period.
2. when apple starts selling an awesome new version of the ipad.
katy: i’m not too excited about the next four days, pad launching is tomorrow.
matt: oh… i’m sorry… i can’t imagine how that must feel… do you get bad cramps or something?
katy: umm… we’ll just be pretty busy at the apple store all weekend.
-awkward silence-
matt: wait, did you say “pad launching?”
katy: yeah, the new ipad 2 goes on sale tomorrow.
matt: -facepalm-
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