Paddle Boating
similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman’s large b–bs, the paddle boating is when you use your tongue to “paddle” a girls v-g-n-.
(guy) “where you going today with your girlfriend?”
(guy2) “hopefully we’ll go paddle boating, but if she’s on her period, it’s a no go.”
(verb)
similar to ‘motorboating’, a person rapidly jostles another’s chest area with their face. however, in cases where br–sts are too small, unsavory, or the target of the ‘boating’ is a male with defined pecs or gross ‘moobs’, this is met with the urge to throw up, cry, or play in traffic.
“i went to motorboat joe’s girlfriend but i ended up paddleboating her non-existant t-ts”
“i think greg was drunk when he decided to paddleboat fat steve”
“chris’s pecs were so hard i felt like i was paddleboating two boulders”
like motor boating, except when the girl has small b–bs.
guy 1: heard you motor boated susie last night.
guy2: more like paddle boating. chick was flat.
the extreme outdoor sport. usually resulting in boat ramming and intense compet-tiveness. builds great calf and quad muscles which usually implies the paddle boaters are unusually good looking.
johnny: “i went paddle boating yesterday.”
anna: “wow, i want you.”
when someone m-st-rb-t-s.
i had a nice session of paddle boating last night.
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