Paddle porn


whitewater rafting images and/or video that elicit a subtle s-xual response from the viewer, due to an overwhelming desire to go rafting.
john: “so did you get to go rafting today?”
drew: “no, the weather was too sh-tty… now i’m all worked up. if you need me, i’ll be in my room watching paddle p-rn.”

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