paddle steamer
s-xual act which involves dropping a cleveland steamer on a lady’s chest before then performing a motorboat or for a more realistic speed (in proportion to the mode of transport mentioned in the name of the s-xual act), a rowing boat.
last night i found a local crackwh-r- for some paddle steamer action.
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