Paddle Wanker
a paddle w-nker refers to a minority of people who cannot bend their fingers back, thus emulating the shape of a paddle. they are complete w-nkers, who contribute next to nothing to society. they attempt to destroy as many oars/paddles as they can find, in order to justify their existence.
1) whats the new kid like?
he’s really weird, he can’t bend his fingers back!
he’s such a paddle w-nker!
2) oh no, my oar has snapped in half and we are stuck in the ocean….
…if only we had a paddle w-nker to propel us to sh-r-
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