paddling
what you do to your girlfriend or wife when she is being uppity or bratty or you just feel like it. involves use of an object in the general shape of a ping pong paddle to strike the b-ttocks of the lady until they are bright red all over and quite hot to the touch. of course the b-ttocks must be bare to -ssess their condition and for the paddlee to fully appreciate the paddling. quite often once the paddling is completed both the paddler and paddlee will be as h-rny as h-ll and enjoy some great f-cking. she will love you for it, trust me.
what do you mean you drank the last sam adams! get over my lap woman, you are going to get a serious paddling right now.
don’t give me any s-ss woman! i have had it with your mouth. you are getting a paddling tonight for sure.
d-mnit you sure are overdue for an att-tude adjustment. a good paddling will do you wonders, b-tch!
that marvelous activity in which a woman uses a broad, flat bladed instrument, a paddle (such as for paddle ball, or any similar instrument) to strike the bare behind of a man repeatedly and with much force.
she will make his -rs- turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.
very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. enables a woman to take continually more control over the man.
my neighbor gave me a paddling; she paddled me very hard and long! i’ll do anything for her…
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