a w*nker; someone who m*st*rb*t*s frequently.
d*mn, nikhil is such a paddywagger you can smell it on his clothes.
when you forget where you left your car. i popped into the supermarket to pick up some groceries but when i came out i came down with a real bad dose of parkingsons. for the life of me i couldn’t remember where i left my car.
the act of deleting or editing a comment on facebook to make the thread of the conversation look like you are being reasonably and the other person is a d*ck. oh look, you’ve changed the reply from “suck my d*ck!!!” to “but i don’t know why you are being so unreasonable?” i’ve been parsoned again!
- piece of pizza
when you eat the booty of a potato-faced b*tt while she on her period. ah man! i f*ck*d a “piece of pizza” and it got all over my papa john’s!
an annoyingly flamboyant young man who dresses in only the softest silks and ruffliest ruffles whilst being the universe’s answer to the question that was never asked by anybody. christopher: good morning paschal paschal: good morrow dear wretched peasant. oh woe is me, i cannot rid my fist from the stench of my *n*s. wouldst […]