Padraigianism
padraigianism is a fairly obscure monotheistic religion practiced in the north east of england, originating at st thomas more school around 2010. the basic doctrine of this religion is as follows:
padraig is the one true g-d.
padraig’s commandments: –
-thou shalt not steam up padraig’s gl-sses
-thou shalt celebrate padraig’s sabbath (traditionally celebrated every monday)
-thou shalt destroy all opposers of padraig
-thou shalt kneel to padraig’s disciples
there are more besides these, but they are mostly variations spread about by various people.
oh, did you hear about lewis? he’s been converted to padraigianism.
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