Padre Wasted


being completely hammered on south padre island, texas. best when alcohol consumption begins before noon, continues into the evening hours, and eventually ends in the wee hours of the morning.
“d-mn mike that girl that p-ssed your air mattress must have been padre wasted.”

“i haven’t drank all week long, i’m gonna get padre wasted this weekend.”

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