padron


(verb) twerking while simultaneously performing another physical activity, such as running on a treadmill, bungee jumping, or riding a dirt bike. also known as extreme twerking.
frank: did you see that youtube video of christina?
jennifer: yeah, it sucks that she broke her ankle on the slip n’ slide, but at least she was padroning like a total bad-ss.

jonathan: i think i’m going to padron tonight. you wanna come?
glenn: sweet, i’ll grab my roller-blades!

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