padster


a closet h-m- who thinks they’re cool but really aren’t. they also love playing the pink oboe and licking elton john’s ring.
queensbridge dweller #1 “yo kid check out that padster over there r-mm-ng that fat four-eyed h-m-”

queensbridge dweller #2 “word is born!”

queensbridge dweller #1 “it’s word is bond ffs”

queensbridge dweller #2 “peace god!”
somebody who knows how the sh-t goes on the streets. usually involved in pimping, drug dealing or some other form of cool crime.
yo dawg, you be straight illin’ if you think you fly as padster.

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