Pagan Standard Time


(also abbreviated p.s.t)

1. fashionably late
2. (when preceded by a definite hour) within half an hour or so of.
1. don’t worry, dave will be here, he’s on pagan standard time.
2. we’ll be holding our samhain ritual at 8:00 pagan standard time.

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