pagant


a beauty pageant held in a forest, usually around the end of daylight savings time, where everyone featured is required to arrive there naked. a portmanteu of pagan and pageant (however, some pagans are less cycle-accurate and wear clothes)
“tira and morgana went to the pagant and almost forgot to not wear clothes.” “after receiving their wiccan checks, nefeteri and hrothgar decided to go to the pagant to spend the money on burger king scented incense and candles.”

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