Page licker


that one person that’s so up their own -rs- about reading the book of a film or tv series (lord of the rings, game of thrones), and explains how their the freaking master of the universe, and how your not a fan of the film just because you didn’t read the fudging book.
me: ”oh did you see legolas is in the next hobbit movie, yay, he’s so coolio!” page licker: ”yes i did, and i am not happy with it at all. he does not appear in the hobbit books at all, i know this because iv’e read them all five times and i’m a douche bag”.

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