page turner
the act of using a hollow book with a hole in the spine to give a descrete hand job.
typically for use in a library or other places with a high density of books
guy 1: yo dude, sarah gave me a page turner in the mobile library yesterday.
guy 2: oh really? was it good?
guy 1: yeah i came all over michael mopurgo
a boring piece of literature that you casually flip through.
student one “that textbook was a real page turner, man…”
student two “oh snap! we’s got a test on that tomorrow!”
student one “oh noes!!”
an action preformed while f-cking doggy style.
while pumping the girls -ss, the guy licks his thumb as if to turn the page of a novel but instead inserts it in the girls -ss.
“dude last night i was totally doing travis’s mom from behind and i gave her the old page turner.”
a v-g-n- that maintains a level of moistness that is ideal for wetting your finger in order to turn the page of a book.
1. if you’re reading in bed just fondle her pageturner if you’re having trouble turning pages.
2. she’s always ready for action because she has a nice pageturner.
male masturbatory technique involving a reversed left-hand grip made necessary when using the right hand to turn the page of nudie magazine.
i wanted to bust a nut before the end of her pictorial, so i used the ol’ page-turner.
extremely m-ssive c-ck
jesus! check out charles’ page turner! i’d love to wrap my kisser around that.
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