Paid By the Pound
to p–p “on the clock” at one’s place of employment. then afterwards, divide the wages earned during the time it took to defecate by the estimated weight of the dump to determine how much money you received to “do your business at your business.”
i had some bad mexican food for lunch so rather than go to the meeting, i got paid by the pound. i get paid $12 per hour and in the 30 minutes it took me to produce a 2lb cr-p loaf, i ended up making $3 per pound.
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