Pain in the dick


1. when someone or something p-sses you off. like a pain in the -ss but worse.

2. when something may cause your d-ck much pain.
1. “cheryl, stop being such a pain in the d-ck.”

2. duffman- “ya’ll hear about suzie?”
burnsy- “no what?”
duffman- “i’ve heard she has v-g-n-l teeth.”
burnsy- “what a pain in the d-ck.”

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