a person who’s addicted to feeling emotional pain, doing things such as looking for love in all the wrong places and expecting to find kindness in a wasteland of hatred and despair.
person 1: did you hear about how ryan is trying to get with amanda, the most popular girl in school?
person 2: yeah, everyone knows she rejects anyone and everyone. poor ryan, the kid must be a painaholic.
- fry basket
a women’s va-jay-jay after she walks into a bar. stay out of my fry basket! hey gurl! let’s go back to my place so i can eat that fry basket!
- laundry factory
letting your clothes pile up until you spend one whole day washing, drying, folding, and hanging using an *ssembly line of laundry baskets i need to run a laundry factory today. i am running a laundry factory right now, you have to wait until tomorrow to use the washing machine.
- english tugboat
two yanks on a half chub yonk toot toot! then he asked me to give him a good ole’ english tugboat!
an increase in curves all over the body. usually indicated by vast consumption of mcdonald’s nuggets, peanut m&ms and darrel lee raspberry choc stix. hey man, did you see rhett last night? he is looking pretty d*mn falumptuous has huge *ssests. e.g huge b**bs look at that that girl she is so falumptuous, her b**b […]