paine special


(verb): the act of tounge wrestling an incapacitated female prior to her releasing her previously digested substances orally. once digested food has escaped the digestive track, the male continues to make out with the female before she has brushed her teeth.
d-mn! did you see will give callie the paine special. that was gross.

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