Painistan


painistan is a landlocked and mountainous land, near the region of hurtbad. the residents painistan are primarily adults in their 20s and 30s. their unique features include sweating, shaking, nausea, and excessive sleeping habits. paintain is typically only inhabited the day after nights of excessive consumption of alcohol, followed by large amounts of food consumption after 2am. the climate varies by region and tends to change quite rapidly. large parts of the land are dry, and fresh water supplies are limited.
person 1: dude, report status.
person 2: in painistan, near the region of hurtbad

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