paint my face
while a man and women are having s-xual intercourse, the man then pulls out jacks his c-ck and blow a huge load of c-m in the women’s face
me: i’m about to f-cking c-m angela
angela: paint my face baby with your hot c-m
me: say less
angela: oh my baby that’s your best by far
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