paint roller
the act of having either -n-l s-x, or v-g-n-l period s-x with a girl and then sliding your horizontal c-ck up and down her face, making sure to give her a good coat of either blood or feces. this can also be done with s-m-n, however the guy must first -j-c-l-t- into a paint tray and then dip his d-ck in before painting his lover.
aw dude that girl you went home with last night was so gnarly!
it’s all good, i gave her such a thick paint roller, i couldn’t tell her from my sister!
bro, what if it was your sister?!
oh well!
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