paint the porcelain
when one takes a sh-t so hard that the piece of sh-t sticks to the toilet even after multiple flushes.
hey jack, save my seat will ya. i need to go and paint the porcelain.
an explosive spray of diarrhea such that the innards of the toilet are coated in the chocolate colored substance.
oh man, i shouldn’t have eaten that taquito. i’m about to paint the porcelain!
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