Painters Period
also known as painters pms, a condition where half -ssed lazy crybaby painters go out of their way to make excuses not to work, the simplest of things can cause a chain reaction effect that will drawl in ridiculous conspiracy theories, political views, or obama minority free program frustrations that may single-handedly and a working day. the only none remedy is smoking the reefer, or what is known as a trip to the paint store.
it’s that time of the day again ricks on his painters period.
by wearing his shades in the dark no one will ever pick up that he is on his painters period prescription.
in case i’m a painters period, never make eye contact, never talk democratic political views, never ever deny middle-age man his gaming privileges.
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