painters pludger



when a painter finally accepts his or her lifetime virginity and as a result becomes s*xually attracted to paint brushes to which they lube up with melted “i can’t believe it’s not b*tter” and then solves it up their *ss.
did you hear about the new fad technique painters are using to get off? it’s called the painters pludger. i totally need to buy some “i can’t believe it’s not b*tter” right away so i can try!

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