Pair Seeds
a new, experimental remedy, p-ssed from bro to bro designed to remove or therapeutically treat a man’s metaphorical v-g-n-, often -ssociated with being a b-tch.
with proper implantation and persistent watering, pair seeds give the man in question the potential to grow a proverbial “pair.”
this treatment may or may not follow the removal of a v-g-n- (vaginectomy) from an affected male.
jared: “i have a bellyache and can’t come out drinking tonight.”
justin: “sounds like you have a bad case of vaginitis. i think you need a vaginectomy.
jared: “will that do it?”
dr. russel: “it might, but the prognosis is grim. you see, one can remove the anatomical v-g-n-, but the metaphorical v-g-n- will persist. to complete a vaginectomy, i can prescribe you pair seeds. with proper implantation and occasional watering, you may, in due time, grow a pair. this, coupled with a physical vaginectomy, can swap out your v-g-n- for a set of manly b-lls.”
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