Paisley shower
when pressed for time, one may find oneself unable to clean ones whole body body before an important social occasion eg. first date, court appearance. a quick wash under the armpits and application of lynx to teh groin area can be a handy alternative.
after f-cking my sister, i found upon myself a quite unwholesome stench; a quick paisley shower later, and one was resplendent down the town in ones white tracky for the dancing…
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