pajamadism
pajamadism is a way of thinking in which a man desires to canoodle and spoon, cuddle with a woman in bed, but not do anything further such as have s-x with her. derived from pajamas, a form of sleepwear,-ism to exemplify an ideology, and -d- to avoid a double vowel sound.
guy 1: that’s a mighty fine woman you have there.
guy 2: that’s an objectifying way of putting it, but yes, she is beautiful.
guy 1: so… you getting any of that, you know, poontang?
guy 2: s-x? no, i practice pajamadism. i’m a pajamadist.
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