Pakistance
taking a position that is 100% incorrect and being offended that others are not buying your bullsh-t.
rob: “hey, i left my ipod in your kitchen yesterday”
vik: “nope.”
rob: “we listen to it all day, from your ipod speaker,
dumb-ss.”
vik: “nope. i checked.”
rob: “nice pakistance , pr-ck!”
vik: “apologize now!”
vik: “um, ah. … can i please have another couple million dollars -ssistance?”
a stance, viewpoint, or perspective relating to the country of pakistan. a pakistance can convey an individual’s standpoint on social, political, economic situations relative to another country, region or culture.
can also be used with another country than ends in -stan… kazakhstance, uzbekistance, turkmenistance.
person 1: i am taking a tough pakistance on this matter. these are the problems that tear families apart and lead to civil war.
person 2: whats wrong?
person 1: my paratha has not been b-ttered.
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