pakistani handshake


the undeniable stench of body odor that is so strong you can smell the offense as the person walks up to you. this replaces the common and traditional greeting used such as clasping hands to convey a welcome and friendly introduction.
it can be found throughout cultures were deodorant is not applied or accepted as part of good daily hygiene habits. this type of ‘handshake’ is most prevalent in middle eastern countries: pakistan, india, turkey, iraq, iran, saudi arabia, russia, etc. also, most of the african continent as well: egypt, morocco, and algeria to name a few.
whoa, that guys stinks!

i know… it smells like he hasn’t washed in a week!
he is rock’n the pakistani handshake

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