Pakistanian Pay Day
a pakistani male/female ingests a bag of peanuts. 3-5 hours later, said male/female is receiving -n-l s-x. the male/female receiving the -n-l s-x defecates on the p-n-s. the male then -j-c-l-t-s into the -n-s, withdrawal and inserts the peanut covered p-n-s in the mouth of said receiver.
” i was giving’ it in the b-tt to my hot pakistani girl and when i pulled out, there was poo and peanuts on my shlong, so i decided to give her a taste of my pakistanian pay day.”
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