a term used to express what a load of h-ssle a task or experience is/was. usually used when quite p-ssed off or on verge of giving up. also used when remembering a stressfull experience or sh-t time.
girl 1: can you go upstairs and get my blanket?
girl 2: yeh sure.
(comes back down)
girl 1: whats this?
girl 2: your pillow.
girl 1: no my blanket h-llo you f-cking doofus.
(girl 2 goes up, returns soon after)
girl 2: here you are…
girl 1: what the f-ck is this?
girl 2: your matress.
girl 1: what a f-cking palarva!!!!
life these days, is just a palarva in itself, no wonder people have so much stress, in their lives…
- throw these hands
meaning about to start fighting “im about to throw these hands.” chris said sternly. “fine. you want to fight? let’s fight.”
when you’re impressed, stunned, and laughing all at once. dayhahahamn he got knocked the f-ck out!
- la pet*t mort
it refers to a woman p-ssing out after having a powerful -rg-sm. meg: riley, where have you been? the partys over. riley: i’ve been in the guest bedroom, jason over there gave me la pet-t mort.
- hairy dan
any feminist/femin-z-, especially ones with hairy armpits. it is derived from the word “harridan”, which means “a strict, bossy, or belligerent old woman.” person #1: are you going to intern at the daily wire? person #2: no, my mom’s a real hairy dan. person #1: that sucks, hairy dans are so unreasonable.
- posh surfer
a posh surfer is someone who loves the shred lifestyle, but rocks up at the beach in a clean recent model 4×4, probably from their boyfriends parents beach house. most of the time looks at the waves, but doesn’t like to enter the water – after all its all about the insta shot with the […]