Pale Is The New Tan
the movement of being happy and proud of your natural skin color while using precautions against the sun and without using tanning or bleaching agents.
shannon: i love valentino’s new orange tan, i want it too!
sam: no way, pale is the new tan!
shannon: uhhhhhh….
sam: pitnt (pale is the new tan)
shannon: uhhhhhh….no
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