pallbearer


one who takes part in a s-xual act in which the woman is suspended with her chest facing upward as she is aroused by 4 men at once. the image created is like that of pallbearers in a funeral holding the body of a deceased human, but without a casket.

variations include the “no-hander” which is the same procedure minus the use of hands to hold the body and only leaving the males’ genitalia to support the weight of the woman.

the act a pallbearer takes part in is cl-ssified in the “wellered” branch of s-xual behavior.

in 2010, the act was featured in playboy’s “25 raunchiest positions”.
nate got to play the role of pallbearer in ms. w’s most recent s-xcapade. lucky b-st-rd!
after you have s-x with a dead person, you p–p in the mouth.
yo…my uncle got a pallbearer from my aunt after the funeral.

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