palming


verb, synonym for masturbating.
“oh dude, i can’t believe my girlfriend caught me palming myself yesterday”
the act of placing your p-n-s in an unknowing females open palm while she is either asleep, or not paying attention; with hopes of a desirable reaction.
“dude, i just rolled over and her hand was there, so i took my d-ck out and started palming her.”
when someone dosent have no genetial area there is just an empty bit of skin. so when someone like that has s-x with another person with the same condition they have to scissor and while they are scissoring it sounds like two palms (and only the palms) slaping and hitting each other at a certain amount and speed…
matt: hey have you ever done some palming?(points at his palm to confuse him)

josh: oh yeah i do…

matt: do you even know whart that means?

josh: no…what does it mean?

matt: (explains the definition)

josh: dude man i do have something there…

matt: thats not wat you said a fiew minutes ago you f-ggot
(verb) to palm. the act of pushing someones face with one’s palm.
you better get outta my way before i palm yo’ -ss.

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