palp


to equip oneself or one’s bike with a particular part or accessory.

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“i currently palp a surly crosscheck with full fenders and a rear rack.”

“riders often palp more traditional wheels and equipment due to the rough cobblestones.”
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the root of the word, “palpable”, which simply means, “tangible”, but as it sounds kinda dirty its uses are diverse.
“the fear is palpable. yes, you can actually palp it.”

“i hope to get palped this weekend.”

“i was so palped last night i palped all over myself.”

“i accidentally stepped in your palp, and my dog palped it up.”

“that chicks totally palpable…i’d palp her silly.”

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