Paltard


noun – a blend of two words, paltalk- and r-t-rd.

paltalk + r-t-rd = paltard

-paltalk is a chat service (paltalk scene).

that freakin’ dude “wiley” has turned into the most obnoxious paltard!
noun – a portmanteau (a blend of two words) paltalk- and r-t-rd.

paltalk + r-t-rd = paltard

-paltalk is a chat service (paltalk scene).

that freakin’ dude “wiley” has turned into the most obnoxious paltard!

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