Pananacannants
a form of fried food and that is more unhealthy that is more disgusting and heart stopping then paula deens special double fried jumbo b-tter b-lls. this food causes instant heart failure. it is mostly used in manslaughter and suicide.
security guard: h-llo solitary confined and highly dangerous criminal. here is you’re lovely pananacannants.
criminal: gimme that! -eats-
security guard: how was it
criminal: jfguisdgj – convulsing on floor-
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